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“A government big enough to supply you with everything you need, is a government big enough to take everything that you have..." Gerald R. Ford, August 12, 1974.

Monday, February 23, 2009

A TAX POEM

At first I thought this was funny then I realized the awful truth of it.
A TAX POEM
Tax his land and tax his bed.
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor - Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are now the rule.
Tax his work and tax his pay.
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow and tax his goat.
Tax his pants and tax his coat.
Tax his ties and tax his shirt.
Tax his work and tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco - Tax his drink.
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars - tax his beers.
If he cries then tax his tears.
Tax his car - Tax his gas.
Find other ways to tax his ass.
Tax all he has then let him know
You won't be done ‘til he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers
then tax some more,
Tax him ‘til he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin - Tax his grave.
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to doom.'
When he's gone, do not relax.
Its time to use the inheritance tax.
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Some of the Taxes in the
United States :
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cat License Tax
CDL license Tax
Cellular Phone Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Death Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Food Service Permit Tax
Food Transportation Tax
Alcohol License Tax
Alcohol Pouring Permit Tax
Beer Tax
Import Wine Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Weapon Permit Tax
Gun Purchase Tax
Inheritance Tax
Internet Usage Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Medicade Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
SPLOST Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Special Telephone Taxes to pay for Spanish American War,
(which ended in 1898)
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
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STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
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Not one of these taxes existed 120 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt,
had the largest middle class in the world,
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened?
Can you spell 'P.O.L.I.T.I.C.I.A.N.S.!'
And I still have to 'press 1' for English.
I hope this goes around the
U.S.A. at least 100 times!
GO AHEAD, COPY, PASTE, AND FORWARD THIS NOW
BE AN AMERICAN !

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